Run#2216- Horney MaMa and Frankie’s Hot Tub Party

Horney MaMa & Frankie

**What?**
Ride the Red Line to Horney Mama’s Hot Tub Party.

** WHERE? 地點? **
Fuxinggang MRT Station, then follow the flour for a 5 min walk to the run start. Here: https://goo.gl/maps/ksbUHoHhTrT2

**Bash**
Follow the hares on a 5 min walk to the bash:

**Lost Call The Hare**
Horney Mama : XOXOXO
Frankie: XOXOXO

**Run Schedule**
12/3 -Horney MaMa & Frankie -Fuxinggang MRT
12/10 – Shy Stripper & Bubba – YMS Hot Spring Run – Xipai MRT
12/17 – DingBuDong ZPD – Election Run – Hosanpi MRT
12/24 – Trailer Park Red Neck – Christmas A to B – Muzha MRT
12/31 – Darcy – New Years Run – Dahu Park MRT
1/7 – MenzeTwaT – TBA MRT
1/14 – Bullseye – XOXO MRT
1/21- Xav Omi, Corry – Dingpu MRT
1/28- Dr. V Face – Nangang MRT
2/4 – Engles – Xindien MRT
2/11 – PussY Vindaloo – Beitou MRT
2/18 – ZPD – Chinese New Year Run

#2215 – The XiHu Pagoda Run – 11/26/2017

SheMan & Dick Me **What?** Since Ancient Times, the XiHu Pagoda has stood as a monument to the Song Dynasty and Great Trail. Come run the foothills of the XiHu Lake area with long experienced hares Ximan and Huang Long Dong. ** WHERE? 地點? ** XiHu Park. Follow the flour from Xihu MRT Exit 1. A 7min walk to the …

#2214 – Run to the Sun – 11/19/2017

*What?** A Secret A to B Run by Iron Midget, Drowning in Cum and Pig Mud ** WHERE? 地點? ** Xindian District Office Station. Follow the flour to the back of the park above the station. **Bash** Follow the Hares to the bash. **Lost Call The Hare** Iron Midget: XOXOXO **Year End Schedule** 11/19 – Iron Midget- XiDien District Office …

Run #2208 – Rock the Boat

The week before Down Island lets take a moment to relax in the easilly accesible Xindian hills. Teacher’s Petting me leads us around the beautiful scenic Bitan Riverside. Awesome Views, an easy 6km trail with less than 300M elevation, a relaxing row boat ride or swim and a few km of beautiful flat bamboo plantation running. Co-hared by Tall, Handsome …

Run #2205 – Homerotic Tendancies

WHAT? 啥咪? Veteran Hare, Homersexual, guides us back to the purple line for 8km of rolling hills and easy running. HOW?? Be Green take MRT to Shanbi from Taipei Main Station **Remember Walk from Blue/Red Line to purple is about 1km** https://goo.gl/maps/8WssWy23Z2m WHERE? 地點? Shan Bi MRT Station https://goo.gl/maps/8WssWy23Z2m BASH 晚餐 TBA LOST?? 迷路?? Call the hare: Homersexual 0910032658 Up …

Run # 2204 – The Bayan Hot Spring Run

WHAT? 啥咪? Run Terraces and Forest of the Bayan, on Yangminshan, then explore the many river pools and waterfalls of the area. HOW?? Take Bus 1717 from JianTan MRT Station, or one of the other major stops. Bus Scedule is here: http://www.e-bus.taipei.gov.tw/newmap/Tw/Map?rid=16746&sec=0 WHERE? 地點? The Bayan Hot Spring, is a heavily terraced and forested area on Yangminshan, famous for it’s …

Run #2202 – The Wild Monkey Run

WHAT? 啥咪? Run the historic upper hills of Tansui with 9″Stump and Dr. Shit Faced. HOW?? Join the Taxi Pool with the GM from Tamsui MRT Stn at 1:30pm to the run start. WHERE? 地點? 三空泉休閒農場, “The 3 Empty Springs Farm” located 4km from Tamsui Station. Use North 4, (DengGong Rd) from Tamsui stn. Google Map Point Here: https://goo.gl/maps/hkYR6PWamjq Address: …

Run #2193 – The Canada Day Beach Run – ZPD, Sloppy Seconds

WHAT? 啥咪? Celebrate 150 Years of Canada and All Things Good at Wai-Ao Beach with hares Zero Personality Disorder, and Sloppy Seconds. WHERE? 地點? Wai-Ao Beach View Point, 300 meters south of Wai-Ao Station. 外澳觀景區 Run Start is here: https://goo.gl/maps/9dc6WzfSHb92 HOW?? From Taipei Main Stn catch Train#4182 at 12:32, arriving WaiAu Stn at 14:29pm. Then walk south 300meter to the …

Run # 2192 – The Water Buffalo Run

WHAT? 啥咪? Run the upper reaches of Yangminshan’s buffalo pastures with Tache Toddler Toucher, and Zero Personality Disorder. Check out the Water Buffalo on the long section, enjoy getting lost in the usually foggy pastures on the short. See the infamous rabbit in the woods. WHERE? 地點? The Jade Palace Temple 玉皇宮 in Pingdeng Village 平等里 , up the valley …

Run #2191 – The Pool Party Run – Bubba Spook & Shy Stripper

WHAT? 啥咪? A classic China Hash trail run on Yangminshan, by two of the Best Hares around, Bubba Spook and Shy Stripper! WHERE? 地點? The run start is just behind the Fire Station on Yangde Boulevard and Jen Min Road (仁民路) 台北市政府消防局第四大隊士林中隊山仔后分隊 Here: https://goo.gl/maps/18oiFa4LNCt HOW?? Take any of the many buses headed up Yangminshan from Jiantan MRT Stn. (Buses #1717, …

#2190 – The Return of Frankenthumb

WHAT? 啥咪? Mr. Sausage will lead us on an epic wildman style run in Donghu. WHERE? 地點? Meet the GM at 1:30pm at Donghu MRT Stn to Taxi Pool 5min to the run start at 內溝溪生態展示館 Temple: https://goo.gl/maps/x2MTtqGjFbu -Or Catch Bus 281, 5min to the end of the line at Donhu Metro Bus Station here: https://goo.gl/maps/XCxw5X6G6MH2 Then walk to the …

Run #2189 – The P P P P P Poker Run

WHAT? 啥咪? Two World Class Runners and Super Dorks, The Real Cory and Just Alix, lead us on a Gambling Run with various Risks and Challenges, as well as Valuable Poker Cards at the Checks. Come in with the best poker hand to win. WHERE? 地點? Wanfang Community MRT Stn next to Muzha, U Knuckel Head. Who would waste time …

Run # 2185 – The French Erection

CE QUI? 啥咪? Venez Lentement Sur Mon Visage (Come Slowly on my Face) and Dr. Visage de Vagin (Dr. Vagina Face), fresh off hosting an incredible run on the new MRT line are teaming up again to usher in the Summer with what promises to be run of the year. Come contemplate and partake in the French Erection that the …

Run #2183 – Sandiaoling Party Train Run

WHAT? 啥咪? One of the last old railway towns to get road service, Sandiaoling sports some stellar trail running along the upper reaches of the Keelung river, and one of nothern Taiwan’s best waterfalls. WHEN? 什麼時候? Когда? Sunday, April 23rd 2017 Hares are off at 2:30pm! 3月 26號 兔子下午2:30起跑 WHERE? 地點? Follow the flour from Sandiaoling Station https://goo.gl/maps/THBbUimnCXH2 HOW? 怎麼? …

Run #2181 – The Temple of the Disciples of Hashology Run

WHEN? 什麼時候? Когда? Sunday, April 9nd 2017 Hares are off at 2:30pm! 4月 9號 兔子下午2:30起跑 WHAT? 啥咪? This Sunday board our getaway train for the ride of a lifetime. Let your hares lead you to a great future. Follow unchartered trails to abandoned ruins of our leporine alien overlords hidden deep in the forest. Runnable and smooth, the path will …

Run #2180 – Shanbi Shenanigans

WHEN? 什麼時候? Когда? Sunday, April 2nd 2017 Hares are off at 2:30pm! 4月 2號 兔子下午2:30起跑 WHAT? 啥咪? After approximately 80 years of planning and construction, the Airport MRT Line is finally open! Your hares DR VAGINA FACE and CUM SLOWLY, have been planning his run for slightly less time than that, but it’s going to be incredible. Set in the …

Run #2179 – The Greasy Turk Run

**What?** SINCHU HASH GM wants to take you on the run of your dreams in Dream Lake! For anyone who saw the hare’s Birthday Hash photos, you’ll know he takes the term ‘Jia you’ a little too literally. This slippery beast has even roped in virgin hare HOBOPHOBE to lubricate him as he runs. If this is all getting you …

Run #2176 – The Grape of Sweden

Cam With a Bigger Penis, and Asshole Protector bring You THE GRAPE OF SWEDEN. Good Quality Trails, and Historic Temples. come Enjoy, a Good Sunny Afternoon and THE GRAPE OF SWEDEN. ** WHERE? 地點? ** JinRei Park, in Neihu: 金瑞治水園區 Google Map Point: https://goo.gl/maps/11eaxSEQ45p **HOW? 怎麼? ** A 10min walk from Neihu Station Exit 1. **Bash** Follow the Hare. A …

Run #2174 – The Cherry Blossom Run

TNT Hare Sexy Chicken, with anoumous CH3 help, invites You to run Sexy Chicken’s Cherry Blossom Trail on Yangmingshan. With the Dry Sunny weather Sexy Chicken is promising Cherry Blossoms, Beverages, and a Good Trail. ** WHERE? 地點? ** The flour start is from the 7-11 across the street from the Palace Museum. Proceed up the mountian to Pindongli/Yangmingshan. **HOW? …

Run #2173 – The Lantern Festival Run

Enjoy the Lantern Festival with some good Jungle Ridge Running, on a remote farm and forest rich trail, that also that sports a cliff/rope section and some Homemade Bamboo Bridges by the hares. Afterward gather at the Tiger Temple for beverages. 來喔 在偏遠的農場和充滿趣味的森林小徑 享受一趟叢林跑步吧!! 途中有要攀爬的路段 還有兔子親自手工作的竹橋。 跑完步後 在寺廟前 享受冰涼的啤酒!! ** WHERE? 地點? ** A 10min Taxi Ride from MuZha MRT …