#2223 – Shulin is not a Shit Hole
#2223: “Shulin is NOT a SHITHOLE”
Hares: CUM Slowly on My Face and Post-Op!
A hash run in sunny Shulin, international city of culture. Home to some of the best toothless stinky tofu vendors in the land, bare-footed binlang chewers, a slightly funny odor, and much much more.
This week’s hares have assured us of a fantastic run, with 90% plus of it on trails (are you reading this Bullseye you nonce??) with Long and Short Options.
Cum Slowly has been ingesting Post~Op’s liquid in preparation for the evend and assures us the transition from man to biatch has only enhanced the flavor. Come try it at the promised BEER CHECK!!
Short: 5.5km with 380m elevation- 95% on trails
Long: 7.5km with 480m elevation- 90% on trails (and a secret challenge to be revealed later)
兔子也在Beer Check精心準備了特別飲料，讓大家男變女、女變男、雌雄同體(暈~) ！來跑、來喝、就對了！
The lovely, historic, jewel in Taiwan’s crown- Shulin. Run start is about a 10 minute walk from Shulin Train Station. Many trains from Taipei Main. Later in week will post some options here. Stay tuned!!
Take the train. There are so many to Shulin.
Take Youbike from Haishan MRT station: Post-Op will guide you on a heavenly tour of Tucheng and Shulin leaving promptly at 1:00. Guests are treated to a riverside stroll, a small park and dropped at Shulin Station Youbike Station.
Drivers: Multiple options to get there but be green, take the train then you can bash and have fun!!
Haven’t you heard Shulin is just so freaking beautiful!!