#2224

Mission#060000Z JAN28
FM HARE 069 DR. VAGINA FACE / COHARE 001 ARTHUR’S BACKDOOR //
TO CH3
MSGID/DEPLOYMENT ORDER 2224 / 094878787 //

台灣健龍捷兔 令
受文者:CH3 砲兵團
發布日期:中華民國107年1月28日
發布文字號:2224字 第094878787號
速別:立即
密等及解密條件或保密期限:絕對機密

OPERATION 主旨/ Area 69 Penetration 刺探69區 //

SITUATION 狀況 //
The misty hills hills between Xizhi and Nangang are covered with restricted areas, unmarked facilities, quicksand, and forgotten trails. Never deterred by common sense, hares DR. VAGINA FACE and ARTHUR’S BACKDOOR have spent the past months anally probing, hacking through the jungle, crawling under razor wire, ambushing confused farmers, and breaking into prison to deliver a trail fit for the lowest bidder through mysterious Area 69.

汐止跟南港間神秘的山林充滿不為人知的管制區、隱藏機構、流沙、及失落的小徑。聰明人會直接繞道而行。兩位不符合以上標準的天兵兔子 DR. VAGINA FACE 及 ARTHUR’S BACKDOOR 不信邪,過去幾個月陸續砍路、埋伏突擊山上的農夫、還闖進秘密的監獄區。星期天來跟兩名兔子一起闖進 69 區!

MISSION 任務 //
Proceed to Taiwan Rail Xike Station. Follow markings placed by Hares through farms, jungle, and things that don’t exist in the hills and jungle between Xizhi and Nangang. Infiltrate Area 69. Rendezvous with Hares at MRT Nangang Exhibition Hall Station. This will be an A to B run of approximately 7 km compliant with relevant TM directives and both Hare’s anal retentive standards.

台鐵汐科站起跑。跟著兔子的 69 區路線跑過田林、溪流、還有一般人不知的秘密到南港展覽館。這次長 7 km 的 A to B 路線符合路線組相關規定及兩位兔子龜毛的標準。

LOCATION 地點 //
Point A: Assemble at Far East World Center, just to the left outside the South Exit of Taiwan Railways Xike Station. Follow the markings from the station exit.
A 點:於台鐵汐科站南出口外的遠東世界中心集合。車站左邊的南出口外會有麵粉到起跑點。
https://goo.gl/maps/GMJLuVi1LGE2

Xike Station is 15 minutes from Taipei Main Station via Local train. Note that Express and Local Express trains do not stop at Xike. Train options from Taipei Main:
汐科站離台北車站有15分鐘區間車車程。請注意對號及區間快車不停汐科。台北車站列車班次:

Type 車種 Number Departure 發 Arrival 到
Local 區間車 2154 12:42 12:57
Local 區間車 1172 13:12 13:27
Local 區間車 1174 13:22 13:37
Local 區間車 4188 13:28 13:43

Drivers:
Point B is located a 5 minute walk from MRT Nangang Exhibition Center at the entrance to the riverside park on Gangdong Street. Street parking is available.
B 點位在捷運南港站展覽館外步行五分鐘的港東街河濱公園入口。港東街沿街可以停車。
https://goo.gl/maps/FrvWqiky6HN2

The hares advise drivers to park at Point B, then take Bus BL15 from Heng Ke to Far East World Center (roughly a 15 minute ride).
兔子建議汽車駕駛在 B 點附近港東街上停車。再從橫科公車站搭藍15號公車到遠東世界中心(車程約15分鐘)
https://goo.gl/maps/F82PsLPLsk72

Note to the mentally impaired: Point B is on Gangdong Street, a surface road. This is NOT on the elevated highway overhead.
注:B 點位在平面的港東街。不是在正上方的環東大道高架道路上!

SERVICE AND SUPPORT 後勤補給 //

Beer truck will be present at run start till 14:50 to collect bags for delivery to Point B.
啤酒車會將個人物品從 A 點送到 B 點,並會在起跑點待命到 14:50。

Hose, port-o-potty, and ethanol rations available at Point B.
B點備有水管、流動廁所及野戰酒精補給。

Bash place located just a 5 minute walk down the street from MRT Nangang Exhibition Hall Station:
晚餐餐廳離捷運南港展覽館走路5分鐘:

海角47號旗艦店
台北市南港區研究院路一段23號
23 Academia Road, Sec. 1
Nangang District, Taipei
https://goo.gl/maps/SsTWvPAVbez

兔子 Dr Vagina Face (0921952794)
副兔 Arthur’s Backdoor

Date

Jan 28 2018

Time

02:00 PM - 11:00 PM

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Location

Xike Station
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