Suck My PhD – Dr Vaginaface & You Know Nothing Russian

Some hares will do a lot to get a date, but these ones don’t have to.
許多兔子需要花好多力氣才能弄到一個約會,但這兩隻兔子不用做啥事就已超受歡迎

They both have a PhD and they are willing to stick it down your throat!
他們倆都有博士學歷,而且他們願意把文憑塞進你的深喉嚨裡!

Stepping up again to save our moronic bacon are our two heavy thinkers (and heavy drinkers) Dr. VaginaFace and You Know nothing Russian.
這禮拜兩個聰明又愛喝酒的兔子Dr. VaginaFace 和 You Know nothing Russian要來拯救我們這些傻子

Expect a truly intellectual run with some rough trails and impromptu pop quizzes along the way. If you don’t have an apple to bring with you, our perverted professors will be willing to pluck your cherry instead.
Being hot for teacher is mandatory this Sunday!
在這周智力競賽的路上,你會遇到一些艱難的路徑及小考試。如果你身上沒帶蘋果的話,我們變態教授更願意幫你摘櫻桃。為你的老師們穿火辣吧!

What?
10K of pure pedagogical abuse (easy trails)
純粹教學用途的10公里 (很簡單啦)

303.3333333333 meters elevation
三百零三點三三三三三三三的爬升高度

Who誰?
Hare主兔: Dr. VaginaFace
Co-hare副兔: You Know Nothing Russian

Where哪裡?
Fine Arts park 圓山花博公園- 美術園區
https://goo.gl/maps/iK683B13ZE82GN366

Bash晚餐:
Maji Square (I’m hitting that craft beer shop personally!)
麻吉市集

How如何去?
Yuanshan MRT station (Exit 2 looks good) and a walk through the park
圓山捷運站 2號出口走過去

When何時?
Sunday 22nd November (hares off at 2pm!)
11/22 (日) 兔子2點起跑!
******Temporary Rules******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加
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**REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!
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DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒!

Date

Nov 22 2020

Time

2:00 pm - 10:00 pm

Cost

250 Men, 200 Women

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Location

MRT Yuanshan Station 圓山捷運站
Category
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