The Impossible Run – Wulai

WHAT?? 蝦米??
The naysayers said it could never be done. When DWE lived near here many moons ago he was told by the grandees of the hash, don’t bother reccying in Wulai, it’s simply impossible to make a run there……..”There’s more chance of seeing a bunch of elephants skydiving,” said one ex-GM who will remain nameless….well fuck that guy…

…this Sunday we have a fantastic run for you in Wulai with cherry blossoms throughout, stunning forests, great views, natural hot springs, something Japanese (?), and much much more.
Post run there will be BBQ pork, abo rice wine, and some special gifts…..
If all that is not enough, your hares are the delightful Iron Midget and the lovely Drowning in Cum…..
Hot Springs, Hot Girls, Hot Run!!!
有人說烏來這個地方做不出好的路線、千萬別浪費時間在這找路。說不定看到小象飛天的機率還大一點說~
本週、在地人Iron Midget帶著閨蜜Drowning in Cum要告訴你什麼叫「不可能的任務」。正咩兔子、遍地櫻花、野溪溫泉…路線好到不要不要的!聽說有跑完有燒烤正宗山豬肉、配小米酒喔!兔子會隨機送出限量禮物、但不要跑太快哦!抓到兔子可絕對沒禮物喲!

WHERE???哪裡??
Run start at Wulai Fude Temple
Run Start
Party bus will arrive Wulai Liti Parking and then fallow flour to run start

烏來福德宮
https://goo.gl/maps/Rxzj1t95BDs

趴踢巴士會停在烏來立體停車場,下車後請跟著麵粉到起跑集合點

HOW???交通方式

It’s a BUS RUN!!!!!

SIGN UP FOR THE BUS NOW!!!!!!
Please leave the message “BUS ME” at below post.

First BUS RUN of 2018- get on it and experience the mayhem!!!

FIRT BUS RUN will provide some free beers on party bus if more than 30 people

本年第一炮「歡樂巴士」路跑、快來以下貼文說~ BUS ME喔!
超過30人搭車就會提供一些免費啤酒給趴踢巴士的搭乘者喔!

Drivers:
BE GREEN!!! SIGN FOR THE BUS!!!! or you have to pay 90NT per day for parking and NO beer 😞😞😞

開車:
可停在烏來立體停車場,停車費為每次90元台幣而且無法暢飲啤酒 😞😞😞

If you cannot- take the road to Wulai and find flour from the famous hot spring resort, “Pause Landis Resort Wulai”.
開車的跑友們~ 麵粉從「烏來璞石麗緻溫泉會館」附近開始

WHY?

Can’t you read?
HOT RUN, HOT SPRINGS, HOT GIRLS……..Nuff Said!
年度不能錯過的正咩溫泉跑喔!

Date

Feb 25 2018

Time

02:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Cost

250 for dicks 200 for cunts

More Info

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Location

Wulai
Iron Midget

Organizer

Iron Midget

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