Run #2180 – Shanbi Shenanigans

WHEN? 什麼時候? Когда?
Sunday, April 2nd 2017
Hares are off at 2:30pm!
4月 2號 兔子下午2:30起跑

WHAT? 啥咪?
After approximately 80 years of planning and construction, the Airport MRT Line is finally open! Your hares DR VAGINA FACE and CUM SLOWLY, have been planning his run for slightly less time than that, but it’s going to be incredible. Set in the rolling verdant hills of, erm, Taoyuan, we are promised 8km of easy, runnable trails, and a bash place just minutes from the MRT. “Is it really runnable?” I hear you ask. According to our illustrious hare, “running is a form of graceful falling”.
So come out and show your love for our ex GM (he promises he won’t do down downs). The airport line is open for business – let’s trash it!

經過80多年的規劃建設,機場捷運線終於開通!
我們敬愛前GM DR.VAGINA FACE,規劃這條路線 也快80年了!!
這周的路線會橫越桃園峨眉山綿延起伏的青山裡,
兔子並承諾這周 絕對是八公里 舒適可跑的越野路徑,
(每周的兔子都說是舒適可跑的路線 這次特別跟兔子確認說 真的全程可跑??
恩 …他回答 : 跑步是一種優雅的跌倒姿態
恩…………兔子94狂)
起跑點在機捷山鼻站 步行幾分鐘可到

WHERE? 地點?
Meet up at the rustic bash place inside a classic Taiwanese farm house:

到經典的三合院復古餐廳集合,起跑!
佳園復古餐廳

15 Lane 238, Nanshan Road Sec. 3, Luzhu District, Taoyuan
桃園市蘆竹區南山路三段238巷15號

https://goo.gl/maps/3phQ3M5c4FH2

HOW? 怎麼?
Take the Airport MRT to Shanbi MRT Station. The starting point / bash place is a 5 minute walk from the station.

Only Commuter airport MRT trains stop at Shanbi. If you are taking an Express train, make sure to transfer to a Commuter train at MRT Chang Geng Hospital Station.

Functional retards who take the Express to Taoyuan Airport are expected to go on a visa run and return with duty free booze.

搭機場捷運到山鼻站。起跑點、餐廳離捷運站走路五分鐘。

山鼻站只有普通車會停。如果搭上直達車記得在長庚醫院換到普通車。

搭到機場的白痴有義務出國帶一堆免稅酒回來分享。

https://goo.gl/maps/yJHHX5Trn5C2

For the masochists / cheapskates, there is a Youbike station at Shanbi Station.

若是你想先熱身一下、或則非常小氣,可以騎Youbike到山鼻站。

DRIVERS 開車
Going south from Taipei, take the Taoyuan exit (Exit 49) on Highway 1, make a right turn onto Zhongzheng Road. then make a right onto Nanshan Road. Follow Nanshan Road past the airport MRT to the bash place.

南下從國道一號桃園出口下去,右轉上中正路。再右轉上南山路。直走過機捷到餐廳。

https://goo.gl/maps/gw9w93ta7Qz

BASH 晚餐
佳園復古餐廳
15 Lane 238, Nanshan Road Sec. 3, Luzhu District, Taoyuan
桃園市蘆竹區南山路三段238巷15號

https://goo.gl/maps/3phQ3M5c4FH2

LOST?? 迷路??
Call the hare:
Dr. Vagina Face 0921952794

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