Run # 2185 – The French Erection

CE QUI? 啥咪?
Venez Lentement Sur Mon Visage (Come Slowly on my Face) and Dr. Visage de Vagin (Dr. Vagina Face), fresh off hosting an incredible run on the new MRT line are teaming up again to usher in the Summer with what promises to be run of the year. Come contemplate and partake in the French Erection that the hares will provide this Sunday!

Dizzying views, River Tracing, wild sections, kilometers of runnable trail, down downs in the cool refreshing river. The stars are aligning for us. We will take a bus down there or two or three.

Sign up now well in advance to ensure your place by writing Bus me in the thread below!

QUAND? 什麼時候? Когда?
Dimanche, Mai 7th 2017
Hares are off at 2:30pm!
5月 7號 兔子下午2:30起跑

LÀ OÙ? 地點?
Come enjoy our run start, down down, and bash venue, all located in one convenient location. Featuring cool streams, beautiful mountain views, fresh fish, and a staff that still accepted our reservations after Googling “China Hash”.

Chienhu Chuanchi Ecological Farm
154-3 Youmu, Sanxia District, New Taipei City, 23742
http://www.fishfarm.tw/index_en.html
https://goo.gl/maps/8ArintqJtJx

這次的起跑點、當當場、晚宴全部都在千戶傳奇生態農場。這裡可以在涼爽的溪流玩水、欣賞山中美景、享用新鮮的在地海鮮,工作人員在 Google 搜尋「台灣劍龍」後還接受我們定位(也主動問撒麵粉的事宜)。

千戶傳奇生態農場
http://www.fishfarm.tw/
新北市三峽區有木里有木154-3號
https://goo.gl/maps/8ArintqJtJx

COMMENT? 怎麼?
Take the China Hash Party bus! Featuring depressing accordion music, black and white imagery, cigarette butts, and scents reminiscent of a Parisian sidewalk. Sign up now well in advance to ensure your place by writing Bus me in the thread below!

For those who prefer to contemplate the miseries of life on public transportation, take bus 807 from Sanxia 1 Bus Terminal to Xiongkong. Busses are limited. The only bus leaves Sanxia at 11:00AM, while the only return bus is at 18:10. Contemplate the tragedy that is your life as you stumble down the mountain after the Bash.

https://goo.gl/maps/iUBeiKytzHn

做環保搭China Hash Party Bus!這次有非常法國風格的手風琴音樂、黑白畫面、煙蒂、還有巴黎街上優雅的尿騷味。下面快點 po “BUS ME”來報名!

想坐大眾運輸的話,從三峽一站搭 11:00AM 的 807 公車到熊空。807班次有限。下山僅有 18:10 一般,錯過就自己跑下山。

https://goo.gl/maps/iUBeiKytzHn

GESTIONNAIRES 開車
Drive to:
Chienhu Chuanchi Ecological Farm
154-3 Youmu, Sanxia District, New Taipei City, 23742
http://www.fishfarm.tw/index_en.html
https://goo.gl/maps/8ArintqJtJx

開車到:
千戶傳奇生態農場
http://www.fishfarm.tw/
新北市三峽區有木里有木154-3號
https://goo.gl/maps/8ArintqJtJx

LE COUP 晚餐
Chienhu Chuanchi Ecological Farm
154-3 Youmu, Sanxia District, New Taipei City, 23742
http://www.fishfarm.tw/index_en.html
https://goo.gl/maps/8ArintqJtJx

千戶傳奇生態農場
http://www.fishfarm.tw/
新北市三峽區有木里有木154-3號
https://goo.gl/maps/8ArintqJtJx

JE SUIS PERDU!! 迷路??
Lost? or Have lots of money you want to give away?
Call the Hare!
M. Xav 0983775767
Dr. Visage de Vagin 0921952794

迷路嗎?打給兔子:
M. Xav 0983775767
Dr. Visage de Vagin 0921952794

LE FUTUR HORRIBLE! 下週
5/14 – 100 Crazy & Horny Mama -Nangang
5/20 – Pinglin CH3 Camp Out, Muphy
5/21 – Ping LIn Run -Elwood Blues & Castration
5/28 – DumpNRun Fulung Beach Run
6/4 – The Real Cory Lewendowski- Wenshan

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